Where Do You Prefer Your Lady To Be Perfect: Bed or Kitchen?

This question is being asked on a blog - (Where do you prefer your lady to be perfect; in bed or in the kitchen?)... To my greatest surprise most of the guys are going for sex, as in sex! If you are a responsible man from a responsible home and your girlfriend, fiancee or wife knows the colour of sex more than you do in bed, my dear please run for your life, or else be ready to dance to the drum when the time comes. Their answers still beat my imagination ... As in sex? And they wrote as for the cook ... That will be ordered. First of all I want people, especially the youths to stop exaggerating sex. And if you are a responsible married man never allow your wife to get a cook, God forbid! Why did you marry her in the first place? Till now my mother is still cooking for my father, and they are both in their 60s (My father doesn't even know how our kitchen looks like).

As a responsible married man, there is nothing than getting home to meet that your beautiful wife with a super delicious meal after that stressful day. Working in the sun, even if you are working in AC, there is nothing like getting home to meet that beautiful woman with a lovely smile, to undress you, walk you to the bathroom, set the table ... And have a delicious meal. Remember sex is for reproductive proposes. It's today that people see it as fun, and that's part of the thing affecting our dear country, Nigeria and our relationsip with GOD.

Today you will hardly see a man and a lady that will have fun without ending it with sex. As long as sex is not involved the fun is incomplete ... Why? Today you will hardly see a man that will date a lady for a year without touching her. Today you will see a man that will be runinng after a lady because of sex, leaving all the things that will make him move foward in life ...And if he later gets what he want he turns back. But what about all the things he has lost on the long run? And the funniest part is not meeting that place the way he might have expected it to be ... Haaaarrrrrr he will cursed the lady to death ... SO STOP EXAGGERATING SEX!

Now to the sex issue, first of all I want you men to know that the more we grow, the more our performance reduced, and the more women grow the more their taste for sex get high, believe it or not.

If you have sex with a normal 18-25 year-old lady, anytime you are through she's through ... Because her sex taste is not yet high. But have sex with a 40-80year-old woman ... Bros if you just finished round 2, you just started oh ... Why? Because her sex taste has grown ... Her pussy has grown thick wings ... so she will want more ... That hard dick that will really, really go down low, go to the left, right and centre.

So now imagine if your wife is good in bed and you are now in your 70s while your wife is in her 60s, what do you think will happen ... My dear brother there is no way you can satisfy her like in your 20s ... Kojo ra, ra. So before you think and take a decision sit and analyse ... Se en gbo???

Let me tell you a short story that I was not told, but see with my korokoro eye ... I don't know how this Muslim couple started their relationship, Alhaji is in his 70s, while Alhaja is in her 60s. Alhaja confronted Alhaji and told him that you know that you can no more give it to me like those days, so I want to find a young blood that will be settling the place, you know? Putting things in places. There is nothing Alhaji who now wet bed then can do, but to agreed to what she said ...

To cut the story short Alhaja found a 19 year-old boy. Haaaarrrrr my people this boy go dey fuck Alhaja for bedroom, Alhaji go dey hear her ringing tone for parlour. Not just bedroom alone oh, kitchen, parlour, infact inside Alhaja's shop. At the end of the it all Alhaji was admitted to the hospital where he later died! Do you know what killed him? DEPRESSION!

So now which one will you take among these two - (Wife perfect; in bed or in the kitchen?) If you still go after the sex one, then be ready to die like Alhaji ... Alhaji's own happened for 5 years before he died, yours may be 10 to 15 years. And also be ready for the show down, the laughing mattazz ... Because I can remember how he used to be laughed at when Alhaja's 19 year old lover boy is around.

PLEASE MY FELLOW NIGERIAN BROTHERS STOP THINKING SHALLOW. STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT A WOMAN CAN OFFER YOU 'ONLY' TODAY, ALSO THINK OF WHAT SHE CAN OFFER YOU TOMORROW ...And remember GOOD MEAL is part of it.

You married that beautiful lady doesn't mean you will not go after some other women again, or you haven't come across some other ladies before her. THINK WISE AND REMEMBER SEX IS NOT FOOD WE  EAT EVERYDAY ... STAY BLESSED.

If you like be counting my GBAGUNS instead of the lessons your wahala lolz.