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Four Arab Men Questioned Over Arms Find In Kano

Arms recovered by Nigerian Troops in Kano

SaharaReporters has learnt that Nigerian military authorities were questioning four foreign nationals suspected to be from a Middle Eastern country over a large consignment of arms and ammunitions intercepted in a warehouse located in the Bompai area of Kano, the Kano State capital.
A security source also told SaharaReporters that the owner of the warehouse, simply identified as a Lebanese national, was also a guest of Nigerian military interrogators over the shock discovery.
As at the time of this report, the building on Gaya Road, Bompai, where the weaponry was found was under heavy military guard.
A spokesman for the anti-terrorist Joint Task Force and member of the 3rd Brigade of the Nigerian Army, Captain Ikedichi Iweha, indicated that the brigade would brief reporters on the issue later today. He declined to make further comments on the incident, which occurred on Tuesday night.
“You will get the details tomorrow (Thursday),” he said. He added, “Because of the Democracy Day celebrations we have decided to talk to you after the break.”
A security source told our correspondent that security was beefed up in the commercial city of Kano as a result of the Democracy Day celebrations. There was a significant increase in vehicular patrols by officers of the JTF and the police. “You can see that our patrols made it possible to achieve the kind of peace that the people of Kano have not experienced in recent months,” a security official said.
Some of Kano’s terror flashpoints attracted the largest presence of soldiers and police. The areas include Kurna Asabe, where two persons were reportedly killed last Friday by unknown gunmen, Hotoro-Mariri, Yankaba and Badawa. The areas are suspected hideouts for gunmen.
In a fresh video message released yesterday by Boko Haram, the militant group’s leader, Abubakar Shekau, threatened more violence targeted at members of the press, the police and the military. In the one-hour video, the sect’s leader also threatened the country’s politicians and members  of their families, accusing them of corruption. Mr. Shekau also denied reports that many of his men had been killed in the recent onslaught carried out by soldiers in the North East States where emergency rule had been declared by President Goodluck Jonathan.
“There is no truth in that claim, it is only a propaganda, in all we have only lost seven members while the Soldiers cannot count the number of their men who were killed in the confrontation” .
He warned that those who have made it their stock in trade to expose the Boko Haram members and their activities to security agents should wait and see what would happen to them.
He accused the Media of dishing out falsehood against the sect especially on casualty figure its members.
In the video also displayed military patrol vehicle purportedly seized by the militants and some captured and dead soldiers.

Mountain of Fire Church, General Overseer Sued Over Demolition of Private Property In Defiance of Court Order

Mr. Oshodi's house before it was demolished in Decemeber

By SaharaReporters, New York

A Pentecostal sect, the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries (MFM), its General Overseer, Daniel Olukoya, as well as its trustees have been joined in a suit claiming the church illegally demolished a landed property and forcibly evicted its residents in defiance of a court ruling. The demolished property was located at 6th Avenue, Plot 2, Prayer City, Lagos/Ibadan Expressway, Magboro, Ibafo, Ogun State.
The plaintiffs identified a certain Pastor Frederick Olubunmi Alewi as the person who carried out the demolition on behalf of the church. SaharaReporters learned that Mr. Alewi disclosed that he obeyed the instructions of his “spiritual father,” Pastor Olukoya, in flouting a court order which had earlier asked for all parties to maintain the status quo while the case was heard by a judge.
On June 20, 2012, Justice Olarewaju Mabekoje of the Ogun State High Court had issued an injunction ordering both the church and the inhabitant of the disputed property, Mr. Oshodi, to maintain the status quo pending the court’s final determination. However, Mr. Alewi reportedly flouted the order when he supervised the demolition of the property from December 4 to 6.
The affected resident said the property was worth several millions. He is demanding that the church pay him N29.6 million as the value of the demolished structure. Mr. Oshodi has also accused members of the church of making threats on his life.
In the suit, the displaced resident is also seeking a perpetual injunction barring the church or its agents from any further actions on the land.
Meanwhile, court bailiffs have also complained that, ever since the property was demolished by the church, Pastor Alewi had prevented them from serving him papers.
One of the court bailiffs, Mr. Adesanya, said he made two visits in January to Pastor Alewi’s residence located at House 10, 1st Avenue, Prayer City as well as his office at the administrative department of the church, but was evaded.
The prosecutor stated that Mr. Alewi had instructed the church’s security staff not to allow the bailiff access to his office.
The court adjourned to June 3, 2013 for resumption of the lawsuit

Amaechi’s suspension: PDP govs insist on NEC meeting

RIVERS State Governor, Mr. Rotimi Amaechi

Some governors elected on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party have reiterated their insistence that party leaders must convene the meeting of the National Executive Committee without further delay.

The call for prompt convening of NEC, The PUNCH learnt, is to signal the governors’ resolve to battle with the party leaders over the suspension of Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State.

Amaechi, who apparently defied the PDP handlers’ order not to contest re-election as chairman of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum, was on Monday suspended from the party by the National Working Committee.

The outcome of the election has been mired in controversy with both Amaechi and Governor of Plateau State Jonah Jang, claiming victory.

Already, one of the governors from the northern part of the country, who spoke in confidence to some journalists in Abuja on Tuesday, said he and his colleagues were not moved with threats to either suspend or expel them from the party.

He said it would be wrong for the leadership of the party to claim ignorance of the law as stipulated in the PDP constitution concerning the party’s NEC.

The governor said he and his colleagues knew that one of the problems Amaechi had with the party was his presiding over PDP governors’ meetings, where the state chief executives demanded the convening of the NEC meeting.

The governor said, “You know that at our meeting of Wednesday, January 9, we demanded the holding of NEC meeting of our party and that the meeting must be held as stipulated in the constitution.

“Twenty-one of us (governors) including those mobilising against Amaechi now, were at that meeting, which was held at the Rivers State Governor’s Lodge at Asokoro, Abuja.

“What does the constitution of the party say concerning holding of NEC meeting? It says NEC meeting must be held at least every quarter.

“We held the meeting last when? More than 10 months ago and someone is there talking about someone breaching the party’s constitution.

“Tell me, those who have refused to call for NEC meeting or those who are subverting the provision of the party’s constitution, who will query them?”

The party’s last NEC meeting was held in July 2012.

Apart from the suspension of Amaechi, another issue the governors are insisting on is deliberation on the report of the Independent National Electoral Commission on the party’s national convention.

INEC, had in a letter to the PDP in March, declared that the election of 12 party officials at its 2012 National Convention was flawed because it did not follow due process.

INEC, therefore, voided the election of the affected 12 party officials.

Those whose elections were cancelled included the party’s Deputy National Chairman, Sam Sam Jaja; National Organising Secretary, Abubakar Mustapha; and Deputy National Organising Secretary, Okechukwu Nnadozie.

Others are the National Publicity Secretary, Olisa Metuh; Deputy National Publicity Secretary, Binta Goje; National Youth Leader, Garba Chiza; his deputy, Dennis Alonge; Deputy National Auditor, Umar Ibrahim; National Woman Leader, Kema Chikwe; her deputy, Hannatu Ulam; Deputy National Treasurer, Claudus Inengas; and National Legal Adviser, Victor Kwon.

The four national officers whose election were considered to have met democratic standards are the National Chairman, Bamanga Tukur; former National Secretary, Olagunsoye Oyinlola; former National Auditor, Bode Mustapha; and the party’s Financial Secretary, Bolaji Anani.  Curiously, Oyinlola and Mustapha have been pushed out of office by court judgments.

In March, Metuh had issued a statement, saying that the NWC was ready for the much-talked about NEC meeting.

Metuh had, in the statement which was silent on the expected date of the meeting, said the party’s leadership would present clean copies of the PDP amended constitution to NEC.

The constitution was amended at the party’s national convention, which held in Abuja in March 2012.

The inability of the leadership of the party to hold its NEC meeting since July 2012 due to its internal crisis has prevented the constitution from being fully accepted and circulated.

The few copies presented to NEC at its last meeting, was said to be full of errors, which necessitated its return to NWC for correction.

This, notwithstanding, the NWC had started implementing the constitution, a move the governors had complained about.

Amaechi also told an inter-party summit in Port Harcourt on Tuesday that only the PDP could suspend a governor without reason.

He said, “Any government formed without the people’s votes cannot be responsible to the people. The only way government or governors or presidents or whoever can stop corruption, can stop maladministration is when that government is put in place by you (the people).

“They know that if they don’t govern well, you (the people) will vote them out. So your first demand should be that all governments must be responsible enough to allow for a free and fair election.

“Indeed, it is only the PDP that has the guts to suspend a governor without a reason. I leave them to God and to you. We must come together to defend Rivers State. It’s not about me; I have served eight years as Speaker, nearly six years as governor.

“Even if I am removed tomorrow, I am satisfied that this state, this country and history will recognise and remember me. If there is no history that I have made, the one God has helped me to make is the one that I stood out and fought for my right and became a governor.”

Niger State Governor Babangida Aliyu, meanwhile, has said that he would not leave the PDP. Aliyu is the Chairman of the Northern States Governors’ Forum and major backer of Amaechi in the NGF.

Aliyu denied being a part of a splinter group ready to dump the PDP.

The governor said this in Minna, on Tuesday, while reacting to reports that he and some others were planning to dump the ruling party to protest the outcome of the NGF election.

Aliyu, in a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Danladi Ndayebo, said, “The story of planned defection is a figment of imagination of persons who are either threatened by the successes the party has made in the last 14 years or are afraid of squaring up with the party in 2015 general elections.”

He noted that he remained “a committed democrat, principled politician and loyal member of the Peoples Democratic Party.”

Meanwhile, the northern socio-political group, the Arewa Consultative Forum, has raised the alarm about the desperation of politicians ahead of the 2015 elections.

The ACF, which stated this in a communiqué at the end of its meeting in Kaduna on Tuesday, said that the undemocratic measures were contrary to the peace and unity of the country.

“Some politicians are already resorting to measures that are undemocratic and may run counter to the peace and unity of the country,” the forum noted in a communiqué signed by its Deputy National Publicity Secretary, Fati Ibrahim.

Pasuma's car snatched by nine gun men

Pasuma
| credits: File copy

A nine-man  gang attacked music artiste, Wasiu Alabi, aka Pasuma, in Ahmadiyya end of Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway on Monday night.

The robbers snatched Pasuma’s Range Rover Sports Utility Vehicle with number plate Lagos, MUS 830AP, and dispossessed him of other valuables.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the singer, in company with a friend, was on his way to a show when he was attacked by the culprits.

It was learnt that some of the culprits forced their way into Pasuma’s vehicle and drove him around for over three hours before dumping him into a bush near Ota, Ogun State, and made away with the vehicle.

An associate of the singer, who spoke with our correspondent on the telephone, said the incident occurred at about 9pm.

The source Pasuma was not identified by the robbers because he hid his face.

He said, “On Monday night, Pasuma was on his way to perform at a party but on getting to Ahmadiyya, he was attacked and the culprits took all his money and his mobile phones. His friend, who was in the car with him, was robbed as well.

“The robbers then took control and drove Pasuma around for about three hours. While he was in their custody, Pasuma hid his face from them so the robbers did not know he was the one. When it was about 12 midnight, they dumped him and his friend in a bush at Itele area of Ogun State.”

Our correspondent learnt that some sympathisers were able to help the victims to get transportation back home

The matter was said to have been reported at the Lagos State Police Command headquarters while efforts were being made to recover the vehicle.

When contacted on the telephone, the Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide, said the police had commenced investigations into the robbery.

She said, “The Deputy Commissioner of Police, Tunde Sobulo, was informed and he sent signal to the control room. Efforts are on to recover the vehicle and apprehend the robbers.

Denzel Is Giving All The Girls In BBA 13 A Hot Massage [PHOTOS] #BBATheChase

Denzel, the ladies man continues to give the ladies what they want, a hot sensual full-body massage.

Nando Wants More Girls #BBATheChase

While going through Biggie’s inquisition in the Diary Room, - Nando had an unexpected request. He wanted more girls, preferably girls from the Ruby house. When Biggie asked him whether the girls in the Diamond house were not enough for him, he responded by saying, “I like the girls in the Diamond house but I’d like to be surrounded by a lot more beautiful girls like the ones in the Ruby house.”

Nando is a young hot-blooded man from Tanzania and he wants to be able to have a variety of women to choose from. What could this mean in terms of his game plan? He’s not revealing much on that front but Nando feels the game could be a lot more interesting if more women were at his disposal. Biggie asked him to decide on what type he wants and should get back to him. But that’s Biggie and his famous ‘humour’. This is as good as it get Nando.

Patience Ozokwor's Son's Wedding In London (Picture)

Nollywood actress Patience Ozokwor's Uche Ozokwor wedded his boo in London last Saturday. Here are pictures.

Patience had said this about her son and his wife.

“I am in love with the couple. I thank God for them and my family. Although the wedding is taking place outside the shores of Nigeria however, Igbo customs and traditions shall govern the marriage rites.”

Ozokwor lost her husband a few years ago to a terminal disease. Since the death of her beloved hubby, Mama G as she is fondly called has never looked back as she continued to soar like an eagle in the make-believe world. The proud and caring mother of four, also has an adopted child among her family members.

Genevieve Nnaji Relocates Her Parents From Egbeda To Lekki, Lagos

Star actress, Genevieve Nnaji is putting a broad smile on the faces of her aged parents and siblings. She has just moved them from Egbeda, a Lagos suburb to highbrow and upscale Lekki, Lagos.

Her dad and mum in their late 60s and 70s respectively, according to sources close to the family were full of excitement about the move.

Genevieve, according to the source had in recent time found it challenging to check on herparents due to distance, besides, she felt her dad who could hardly walk due to old age on his own would be closer to her and receive adequate medical care. On few occasions that she has visited, fans, especially boisterous school children had swarmed her.

Since the relocation, her mum, who has been a very active member and President of the Catholic Women's Association Wing of the St. Louis Cathedral, Egbeda, has not been regular inthe church though a family source said she has completed her tenure as the President and a fresh election brought in a new President. The mother now attends a church close to their Lekki home. The family now lives together as one and that really makes Genevieve happy.” Until the movement the family has stayed the better part of their lives in Egbeda.

Checks revealed that Genevieve actually started her career from 11, Olugbede Street, Egbeda, whereshe lived with her parents in one of the apartments in a four block of flats. As soon as she started having a rising profile, earned fattercheques, and endorsements, she moved them to another place also in Egbeda six years ago. When her fame grew bigger, she relocated them to another spacious and expansive apartment, situated in a block of nine flats in 7/9 AderibigbeSokunbi Street, Egbeda.

the Nnaji's former neighbours described the Nnajis as peaceful, loving and elderly neighbors. “We will miss Genevieve's parents for their love to all, they are very peaceful, theirchildren too. Though the husband is always indoors due to old age, his wife cares a lot for him. We will miss the star presence that Genevieve brings to the neighbourhood each time she visits.

Brymo Has Left Chocolate City, Leaving Only M.I And Ice Prince [FULL STORY]

Brymo has decided to call it quits with Chocolate City. This latest development occurs barely two months after former label mate Jesse  Jagz walked away from the company. HipHopWorld has it on reliable information that the “Ara” singer officially parted ways with ‘Choc City’ over the weekend; but both parties have managed to keep a lid on the issue until now. Brymo has been rumored to be not-so-friendly with some members of the Choc family; and apart from the business side of things, it doesn’t seem like ‘The Son of a Kapenta’ will be sorely missed by his remaining label-mates. Chocolate City now only has M.I and Ice Prince left as its established acts.

I Fought With My Parents Because Of A Man I Later Dumped - Beverly Osu

Our Big Brother Africa female rep Beverly Ada Osu, you know was one time engaged to rapper 2sotz who is happily married now. That was in 2011.
Or rather, Bev dated rapper 2shotz sometime in 2011 as two of them later denied ever being engaged.

So, when Beverly was asked if she will fall in love during her BBA stay, she took some time to explain what really happened between her and some guy she almost got married to.

She said:

I was in a relationship with this guy and I was close to marrying, but I broke up with him just because after fighting with my parents over him, and with my friends too; I found out that he had not a single feeling and neither did he love me at all so I had to break up
with him. After all that this guy did to me, every guy that I meet and seem to fall in love with or any one that tells me he's in love with me, I don't take them seriously. All I know is that you guys will be chasing something and on getting it, you leave the morning after that.

Chocolate City Rapper/Vice President M.I Brand New Bently Arrived Into Nigeria Yesterday [PHOTOS]

MI acquired the Bentley about a week ago but the car came into Lagos yesterday. Big congrats to him!
More pics after the cut

Photos: David Beckham buys Audi Q3s for his mum and mother-in-law to say thanks

Sandra and Jackie with the Beckham kids

 

Jackie's car, left, and Sandra's Audi

Becks, 38, had the gleaming Audi Q3s sent last week to mother Sandra and wife Victoria’s mum Jackie Adams.They were a surprise gift to thank them for years of babysitting and travelling around the world supporting him and Posh, 39, as their careers went global. From babysitting and international travel with zero notice to being counsellors for Posh and Becks when they couldn’t talk to any one else  their closest family have done it all.

Awwww...God bless you Beck

Sexy Actress Ini Edo To Be Thrown Out By Her Husband?

When sultry Nollywood actress, Ini Edo's husband traveled out months back and left her behind in Nigeria to "do her thing" many didn't suspect anything was wrong as it is not unusual for a husband to leave his wife behind to attend to some business issues and return home.

But days turned into weeks, her husband didn't return; weeks have turned into months now and it's obvious Ini Edo can no longer hide her pains again....

 
A source told AA that she has been complaining secretly to a few friends about her husband's fight with her. She has don all she could to make him "forgive me even if I'm wrong" but it seems her efforts are not really working as she had expected. And it's getting bad.

Another source disclosed to TON that the major issue is Ini Edo's inability to get pregnant and give her husband a child after three years of marriage. It is said that the man was advised against marrying her due to her "past" but he ignored the warning all because he wanted to marry a celebrity.

Anyway, the home front is no longer at peace and the man is not even coming home to touch his wife so they could try harder maybe the *pregnancy* would come.

Some say he may be planning to send her out... But is that the best solution?

Lightning strikes 4 death in Ghana

Four persons have been struck to death by lightning in Yendi community of Gundogu, in the Northern Region during a strong rainstorm that hit the area Saturday night.

They include a family of three: an old man, the wife and a son.Another person whose name was given as Abdulai Safura was also electrocuted by faulty electrical cable destroyed in the rainstorm.

The roof of six schools and several other houses have also been completely ripped off.Several electrical poles were also uprooted and destroyed in the rainstorm.

Operations officer of the National Disaster Management Organization in Yendi Municipality Abubakari Hussein Inusah confirmed the incident to Joy News.

“Two men and one female died at Gundogu, all Fulani, one other person a male also died at kpalse, six schools and several houses have also been destroyed”.

Alhassan Abdulai Jamoni a sister to Abdulai Safura, who was electrocuted, told Joy News her sister was trying to power on her light when she got electrocuted.

This is the third time, in three months, that rainstorm have hit the area. Meanwhile, NADMO is yet to come to the aid of the affected residents in the municipality.

Bus Preacher beaten to coma in Lagos because condoms fellout from his bible

According to reports, a bus preacher was almost lynched on saturday morning at Toyota bustop , infront of Ladipo spare parts market, Lagos.
He was said to be preaching the word of God when some condoms fell from his bible..His sermon was made up of words like"If you wear trousers, you go to hell..makeup was invented by the devil...weavons are from the marine spirits ...if you have premarital sex,you will burn in hell and your skin will peel"..

According to an eyewitness Mr John Mbakogwu,the preaching was so intense that" people were just falling as he was laying hands.One man almost fellout of the bus under the influence of the spirit. It was amazing until he raised his hands to cast the demons out of one girl and two Durex condoms fell out.

The angry men in the bus who were already feeling guilty over his preaching on premarital sex got angry and pounced on him and he started shouting "I also preach safe sex..safe sex is good"..Policemen were called and they saved the pastor,arresting 2 people while the condoms were taken as evidence...

Angelina Jolie's aunt dies of breast cancer

 

 Angelina Jolie's uncle praised the actress for electing to have a double mastectomy

Angelina Jolie's aunt has died of breast cancer, nearly two weeks after the Hollywood star said she had had a double mastectomy to avoid such a fate.

Debbie Martin passed away at the Palomar Medical Centre in Escondido on Sunday, aged 61, the hospital said.
Mrs Martin was the sister of Jolie's mother Marcheline Bertrand, who died of breast cancer in 2007 at the age of 56.
Her husband, Ron Martin, said the sisters had both had the same mutated BRCA1 gene, which Jolie inherited.
"Angelina has been in touch throughout the week and her brother Jamie has been with us, giving his support day by day," he told E! News.

Jim Iyke Confirms That He's Dating Nadia Buhari [PHOTO]

 Nadia Tweeted what you see above and Jim Iyke followed with his own Tweet below...

Rihanna Flashes Her Toned Bum Bum On Instagram [PHOTO]

Raunchy pop star Rihanna showed off her well-oiled butt in skimpy red undies under denim shorts which had been cut into a thong on her Instagram page.
But quickly deleted it later on.

The image was taken during the shoot for her latest single 'Pour It Up', with the caption:

 Sexy or Trashy?

Ikechukwu Complains About Not Being Paid, Yet See All The Money He's Flaunting [PHOTO]

 

Someone told him posting this was sooooo wrong. Do you think so?

Those are South African rands that rapper Ik is flaunting

Star FM DJ Kills The Man Who Slept With His Wife [PHOTO]

Star FM DJ Munyaradzi Mlimo, popularly known as DJ Munya has been arrested on allegations of kidnapping and killing a man he suspected of engaging in an extra-marital affair with his wife.

The DJ reportedly forced the man to drink poison. The Zimbabwean radio personality was arrested in Harare following the disappearance of the man, who was identified as Magorimbo.

DJ Munya was yesterday still assisting the police with investigations. The matter is being handled by detectives from the Criminal Investigations Department’s Homicide section.


Although the details were still sketchy by last night, sources close to the investigations said some time this month, DJ Munya suspected that his wife who works at PSMAS was having an affair with Magorimbo, a workmate.

Sometime last week he reportedly confronted Magorimbo at his workplace.

“A few days later Magorimbo went missing and a report was made to the police. Magorimbo went missing for two days, leading to the arrestof DJ Munya on allegations of kidnapping,” said the source.

On Saturday Magorimbo was dumped near his flat in the city while he was unconscious and was taken to St Anne’s Hospital for treatment.

Magorimbo died yesterday morning and it is believed that he was forced to drink an undisclosed pesticide.

His body is still at the hospital’’s mortuary awaiting post mortem.

National police spokesperson Chief Superintendent Paul Nyathi yesterday said he could not comment as he was out of town.

Nollywood Actress Genevieve Nnaji And Beyonce's Sister [PHOTOS]

 

Genny shared the pictures on her Instagram page for throwback thursday.

 

Genevieve with Creator of louboutin shoes.

Beat FM OAP Toolz Confirms That She's Still A Virgin And Has An Artificial Hip

Hahaa. Toolz and her fans are currently having a 'Questions and Answers' session on Twitter, and guess what! Toolz just 'revealed' she may still be a virgin. That she's actually saving 'it' for marriage.

Read the funny questions her fans threw at her and her replies after the cut. One even asked her when she was going to get married.

By the way, about her boob size on the MyStreetz magazine Toolz covered, Toolz also said the photographers actually made them bigger.